The cat shat on the mat - Part II

Was in the handicapped class with Ito-sensei today. He is a pretty cool kyoto-sensei (vice-principal) who speaks a lot of English.
Unfortunately he decided he would do a listening test with the kids. Among the pairs of words, I was required to walk around saying "cock.....cock....cock" while they decided whether it rhymed with 'book' or not.
I swear I am going to leave Japan with a stomach ulcer.