All You Can...

Okay, you are learning a new language - mistakes are inevitable.
I have known all along it was coming - the language mistake with the distastrous double entendre.
So here it is - I meant to say "nomihoudai" All you can drink
Instead I ended up saying "namehoudai" All you can lick.

There were strange looks, there was laughter. Thank God nobody took me up on it.