The Night Before

It seems words cannot do justice for the crazy aftermath of Jen's birthday dinner, so here is the incriminating evidence. Even the presence of Pauline's friend Agnes and Jen's friends Ellie and Tillie was not enough to keep the behaviour of certain individuals from descending to new lows - Crystal broke a tree (going on to bare her soul with Queen's smash hit "I want to break tree") Paul flirted shamelessly with a serenade to a group of styley girls in goth sweatsuits and Dan continued to engage in what can only be described as homoerotic behaviour (and the boys didn't seem to be fighting it). We will never be allowed back at The Bucket for karoke...